new record out! you should all go get it now! *nods* mhmm.
Hi my sis. said that you and your bro. are gay ,not happy the
other one, ya she's kinda dumb but if ya'll are whatever.
i like all these rumors that get started about me. how exactly, dear children, would i be gay if i'm banging hilary duff? do explain. please.
who is ur gf??? :[
...you wanna know? you really wanna know? really really? quinn allman. yup.
I KNOW YOUR COUSIN!!!!! hahahaha-Crystal
OMFG! are you SERIOUS?! GAH! *cough*
dude, i know ur not joel and stuff, but like... dont u think
the actual joel's new video is just extremely live freaky die
freaky-esque?
gotta love how it's just my new video. not good charlotte's, mine. nice. anyway, no, i'd go with more tim burton-esque than live freaky die freaky-esque considering billy designed the whole thing.
Your mom
your face.
Yo-Yo yigity my home digity wuts crack-a-lackin? LoL! I seen
u and Benji in pics playin' basketball, for the Daze and Knights is
that like a charity thing or somthin? Love ya! ~Coopa!
yeah, charity. challenge for the kids.
Predictable is a rad video beeeeooootttccchhh!!!!
isn't it though? fucking awesome if i do say so myself.
Het Joel, I think that these stupid fucktards that keep
insulting you but cant spell their shit right should just go blow themselves
in the butthole. Personaly i could care less about you and Hilary or if
your even dating her . iwill be a huge fan no matter what or who you
date . OK/ Annie Kt
that would be interesting to see...someone blowing their own asshole. nice.
What is billy and your e-mail because I want to start a band
and I dont know how to and I like you guys !!!!
...wha...um...no?
What is billy and your e-mail because I want to start a band
and I dont know how to and I like you guys !!!!
busy. sorry, working on that.
i plan to marry you so plz dont marry benji
but...but...i love my benji :(
listen I like you and everything, but your acting like too
much of an asshole to be joel, you always say your shy, and you sound
cool from your quotes, but whtaq the fuck is up with your attitude?
hahahaha. i like you.
thug lyfe! lemme herre ya scream it tug lyfe! - Aren
tug lyfe...i think i just died inside a little.
awww I can't wait until you release your next album(s)... why
two though? what a shameless marketing ploy
yup. you're a smart one.
Joel, I'm bored, ya got any suggestion as to something I
could do?.. Probably not.. lol My ears are still ringing from
NoiseFest..LOL You shoulda been there!! You woulda loved it!! You, Trist and Jeremy
all woulda just loved it!! It's soo fuckin fun! WHOO, Ok, I'm going to
bed now. I'm tried. Peace out Joel. >_^ *Sasha*
i should update more often, noisefest was hella long ago, lol. oops.
i need help bcuz i have to go to sum catholic private skul
and i have to wear a stupid uniform and i wanted to ask you what can i do
to make my uniform ghetto fab (i live in the ghetto) and punk looking.
ya know, tats all. BI. luv ya!!!
best part of this: signing thing with "bi" instead of "bye". that automatically makes you cool. oh yeah.
omfg this is Carafrom La Plata. God I'm sorry for turning you
down.. I made a mistake. You are sexy, i just couldn't realise it at
the time! please call me if you still have my number
...ha...hahaha. oh god.
ur not ghetto ur fat
well you suck and i hate you. so we're even.
omfg Benji and Ronald? what the hell? please hold my hair
while I barf in a toilet
woulda been more dramatic if you puked somewhere other than a toilet. like in the grimace's suit or something.
haha you really should dye your eyebrows black
...ok?
is it true hilaary is going to sew you for dumping her ????
o0o0o yea i love you
yes. she's going to
sew me for dumping her. big scary needles and everything.
joel is hot...ur not...ur not joel...
how do you know if i'm hot? oh that's right, you don't!
i want a ham sandwhich
maybe you should go make one then.
ok no? i thought joel was hot b4 i saw him on mtv that time n
ur wrong cuz i hav both there cds so u shut the hell up... no offense
but u still hav no life i cam acroos this site on a search 4 joel...so
there
you're the one in search of joel, and
i have no life? right. ok. have fun with that one.
*guess who I am* MY farts STILL stink, like WHOA! Holy shit!
they just ran the dog outta the room! And me too! Later!
oh god. don't start that again. damn. haha.
aww Joel's got fat tits hahaha fatty. *pokes* oh and
seriously is ur bro dating Ronald? They said something about it in Star...
no touchy. you go away now.
that's all. bye kids.
~joel
Joel wrote @ 10:59 AM ||
Joel is cool. Joel is updating.
are u whit hilary duff?? :
No. I'm banging Britney Spears.
JOELY!! Where ya been? Did your crazy x gf lock you up in the studio again?? DAMN HER!!!!!!! She's messing with MY man! She bess watch out, or else I'ma go kung foo on her poser ass!! HAHA!! God your cute! Call me!! My number is 1-800-spa-nk-me *Laughs insanely* I'm gonna bounce, peace baby! *Sasha*
Sasha, baby, you may wanna look into some ritalin, lol.
joel i think u should do a solo album it would be cool
Ehh...I dunno...bleh.
hey joel i think your so hot and your bro is to!!thank god 4 your mama,oh and i wanted to ask if theres a black women trapped in your body cuz your so dam gehtto and its cute though!!ya,so hows life been treating you?good i hope,oh and i wanted to say that you guys saved my life,i used to be this real hardcore thug girl,i was bad i was in bootcamp 4 times i used to steal and do bad stuff, and i was always depressed cuz i have a shitty life and i was slittin my wrist one night and your video hold on came on,it was the first time i ever heard it and i stopped and just creid cuz your words are so powerful,and ever since than i strated changing i ani't a thug gurl no more im a little punk girl and im lovin it im doin good in skool and life has gotten better thanks to you and your music!!!!!! I love you,and all of gc 2of course,but you so dam sexy,but ya,god bless you.-mariela C. just ya know if ya wanna holla at ya gurl.
Oh lord...that was...interesting...
Hey joel don't you get pissed off that people say thing like if you dont talk to me i'm going to crawl up in a corner and die. I know i would get pissed off.
No no really. It's annoying, but whatever. It's nothing to get pissed off about.
wut's up my homeboy Joelio?? anything new in the biz??
Er...new record coming out. Cool? I think so.
hi joel how r u ?
Not too bad, how about you?
i just have to know... why did u have to go and dye your hair red? You were hotter before... nerr!!!
...My hair was red a looong time ago. Not red anymore.
whats up with the ghetto stuff oh yeah and say hi to BILLy&PaUl they seem cool. What made ya change . you where cool &STILL ARE!!!!!!!!!It's just not what i'm into ,Just it doesn't matter what i think but you used to be cool!!!!!
Ok...wait...I was cool, I still am, but I used to be cool...Someone wanna find me the logic in this question?
hay you seem like you were really cool in tyour first alubem i mean all punk and stuf but now you've changed and i think the oranginal you was better. so just remember us punkx.:(
...Not even gonna comment on this.
You hate me.You never liked me.*tear*xCandyx
Yup. Wow.
ur ugly-hawt
And you're incredibly stupid.
I dont give a shit what anybody else says! you're my one and only thug nugget! nobody else's... Not even Sasha's. LOL Later Dayz & Mad Love- Trist*
Sasha refuses to accept my thug nuggetty goodness, so yes I am your one and only thug nugget, lmao.
I mean I know you got ur promise ring so ya won't lose ur V card 'till ur married.. but if you really feel this need to pleasure yourself.. please avoid doing .. oh let's see.. all the fucking time in public. Yes, even I admit that I'd like to have the hand enclosing those jewels but do ya really have to piss people off by basically saying "ha, look at my nuts.. and you can't have them!" .... aww poor Joel....
I have to make sure they didn't fall off in the night. Or between songs. So...fuck you buddy.
your a poopie
That was...creative.
omg thanks for putting up the pic it looks so much better than a boring balnk screen!
Welcome.
Why are you doing this blog its not like joel would just decideto go on this random blog website and make a blog. Am i right? yes i am. i think that little disclarimer thing at the bottom just made alot of kids sad. and you must not have a life cuz u wanna fake bring a hot lead singer how pitiful. but yeah n e ways, holy shiz joel id mad hot and benji is and uglyass twin. i saw them on mtv this moring they have 2 many tatoos.
You're telling me I'm lame and don't have a life, and yet you feel the urge to tell me how hot I am. I'm guessing that you first saw us on MTV. And that you probably started liking us because you think I'm hot, not because you particularly liked the music. I'm also guessing that Riot Girl, Girls and Boys, and/are The Anthem are your favorite songs. And sorry, if any of these kids were too dim to read the disclaimer in the first place, they deserve to be sad when they see it. So basically, shut the hell up. I don't need you to bitch at me.
Damn i wish i was one of your slutty groupies! Lol jks.. JOKES ok> I'm lying. Ha.
Nothing's stopping you from being a slutty groupie. Go right ahead.
is ur email xbenjiichuck@yahoo.com
Nope.
hey joel is it true that there is a member of the band that is gay, its not that i care i jsut wanted to know because you guys rock and i odnt think there is anything wrong with that
If it doesn't matter, why are you asking?
Don't you go out with Hilary she's a good girl and she dosen't need you to mess her up dump her now she deserves someone better you discust me
Disgust, hunny, it's spelled disgust. And thank you. I'll remember that next time a lame ass rumor with no legitimacy whatsoever about Hilary Duff and me goes around.
i love you joel...jeannie?? who is that?? i love you all...!!!!
Ex-fiancee.
hey spitzalot grabs ur dick hottie
Uh...hey.
Thanx man i think ur pretty rad too.. *aimz*
Good deal.
I Love you Becuz of a dream. The dream is weird. Every 1 in my class fools me that they talk to u on msn. Isn`t that stupid,cuz every1 knows I LOVE Good Charlotte and they wanna make me jelouse. Do u like blink-182????
...Interesting. Yeah I do.
Hey Baby, Ya know all those people that keep sending you questions regaurding me, tell them to come talk to me! http://sasha4joel.blogspot.com/ There! Give them that link! Luv ya! *kissy kiss* *Sasha*
Hey! Everyone! You wanna know who Sasha is? Go talk to her! *points at link* There ya go.
worst label u've ever been given (lol I hope it's better than 'fat fat'"
Pedophile was pretty bad.
oOoOoOh so you like tweens eh? guess I gotta chance call me @ 555-YA-RIGHT
What the hell is with you people and trying to insult me with stupid ass phone number things? Seriously, that's completely idiotic.
benji said no threesome sorry pal I really tried $Billy$
Try calling Tony and getting him to convice him. Or Tirst. Get Trist in on it, that might work.
no I won't watch clerks. ha.
You suck. A lot.
hey thnx 4 updating.. 4 once
You know what, shut up. I'll update when I can. You don't need to give me shit about it.
All right. That's all kiddies.
~Joel
Joel wrote @ 12:58 PM ||
ooh, who's updating? oh yeah. that would be me and my bad self.
Hey baby! You might wanna help Benji out with his questions, cause someone clearly doesn't know that "when you hang out with Joel all day it does things to ya, ask Sasha" means. LOL Tell them what hanging out with you all day does to people.. ::wink wink:: Luv ya Joely pooh! *Sashi Bear*
apparently, kids who are too dim to figure it out, hanging out with me all day makes you incedibly horny and have uncontrollable urges to hump things. like me.
Hey Sick Dick-I mean Boy.. Why do you always grab urself??
they dont call me "Sir Joel of Grab-A-Lot" for no reason now do they?
how come you gave that one person a biscuit, but Billy gives us cookies? damn, don't you know how to cook?
i think it takes just a tad more skill to make biscuits than cookies.
Ghetto Fabulous?!.....Yeah my ass
you wanna go? come on! bring it! i'll beat you down, homie!
Is fucktarded even a word? if it is ur a fucktard!! P.S. what size shoe do ya where? Just kiddin
pshh, yeah fuckarded's a word. don't question my vocabulary. i rule supreme.
Do i have ta speak ghetto to get u to answer my Q's because it just so happens that i can barely speak English
no, just ask good questions. or be sasha, or trist cos i luff them. or be aimz cos she's pretty rad too.
No it's my cookie I saw it first. Get ur own u lazy bastard!
...nice. reeeal nice.
U never answer my questions! Therefor I will write no more U and ur stupid Sasha can go ta hell!!! Na don't go ta hell because I don't ever wanna see ur face again, not that i met u
so don't ask me any more questions. not like a particularly care.
hey joel, just passing thru the internet neighbourhood and i thought id say hello.. cant wait for the wedding with u and benji.. oh wells tc *love Aimz*
hola mi amiga.
J-O-E-L... I LOVE THAT NAME MAN!!!!! THANK URE MOM 4 ME OK??????-Crystal
pretty great, isn't it? i will in fact thank her for you.
if you answer my question I will cry. Yup!! I LUV you that much!!!!My name is Crystal and I suck. But I Luv you!!!!Do you like me??????????????
sure.
joel i think you and benji r really hot
why thank you darlin. he is pretty shmexy isn't he?
"whoo i'm hyper. tat children. i'ma go find a trampoline." - lol I have a trampoline, maybe we could, ya know.. hehe rock the cazba
if my rock the casba you mean have a 80s trampoline dance party, then sure why not.
that's all for now cos my computer's hating me at the moment. so bye bye kids.
Joel wrote @ 8:53 PM ||
hey thnx 4 updating.. 4 once
hey, i updated twice in the last three days, shut the hell up.
Joel wrote @ 11:18 AM ||
jay and silent bob are my heroes! go watch clerks. all of you. right now. watch it.
you were th cutest when you were chubby... aww lil Joel with
his baby fat I could've poked you liek the philsburry doughboy
(spelling on philsburry?)!
pillsbury i think...could be wrong on that though. and er...thanks.
If you can go out with ANYONE in the world,who would it be and why?
hilary duff. just to spite you all. no not really, pedophilia's really not my thing. incest on the other hand...*cough*
JOELLE UR HAAAAAWWTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 You Rock.
thank you dahling.
aww thnx for posting that pic of Benji kissing u! awww sexxiness I gotsta maka blend w/ that one
not real. didn't really happen. photo manipulation.
Joel why are you with Hilary? Why not me?????
...you people SERIOUSLY need to work on this whole buying into crazy rumors issues.
hey Joel! Iwas just writing to say HI so.........hi!!! i wish
i could see you but i dont have enough money. dont worry i will go out
and get a job to see you!! i love you!!
aw. that sucks. one day you'll get to see us! don't give up on the dream homie!
do u have a gf
erm...yes. and it's not hilary duff. get over that one kids.
do u like gurls or guyz?
personally i'm partial to goats.
why did you kiss Hilary Duff at the MMVA's????? (Much Music Video Award in T.O.. ya.. but you should know that..)???? Hilary's such a spoiled brat.. you defy your theory that the inside is more important than the outside.. she's a ditz with no fucking inside! I hate you Joel Madden... lol I am disappointed that ya did that but hey if u have a girlfriend it must have meant nothing... right.. hmm lol its' fun pretending 2 be a stupid bitchy teenie...
pretending...yes...i'm sure that's what it was...
Hey Joely! I asked Benji if he wanted to invite Tony over tonight.. You wanna ask again just incase they didn't get my msg? Luv ya Joely! *SashiBear*
ah, good times. tony certainly kept benji occupied while we were busy, lol.
hey person who saw Joel fondling Benji's nuts.. was that at the 5th Annual Rockapalooza in Arizona? Lol I heard these moaning sounds and shit b4 they came out 2 meet people. I heard "don't stop" on numerous occasions.. shit lol I thought this was my lil secret tidbit of scandalous behavour! shit now who will know, the media?! rrr
shh, you guys. keep that on the dl!
What's cracklin thug nugget? HAHA! gaw.. I'm a genius. *mwah. -Mad Love- Trist*
nuttin much, home slice. rolling tight like a perm when i'm not holdin shit down tight like a hairnet. and you?
I love the way you dance, we should get together sometime and
go to a club!!
score! i got me a dance partner! whoo hoo!
Do you like to baking and dancing at the sametime?? If you'v never tried it you should, its fun!!
heeells yeah. loud music and baked goods are the shit!
xwhy are you so mean 2 me? - me
aww, i'm sorry. here, have a biscuit.
HEY! What's cracklin Thug Nugget? ^_~ Quick question (because I'm sure you or benj would know) How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? ^_^ Mad Love~ Trist
74. we've counted. many many times. heh heh heh.
I saw you,"joel" on Punk'd.You have quite the potty mouth.But
all in all,very entertaining.
you would have a potty mouth too if you thought someone dropped your car on someone else's.
Joel.. im having both urs and benji's baby.. are u gunna pay
me child support?
i think benji addressed this idiot already.
whoo i'm hyper. tat children. i'ma go find a trampoline.
much love
~joelio
Joel wrote @ 5:45 PM ||
You guys really needa quit making Benji bitch at me about updating. Cos...hi, that's annoying. But check me out being cool and updating in spite of my twin being obnoxious about it. Speaking of obnoxious...Alicia Keys' videos need to go away.
damn ya u fat fat! update.. I have no life and need to be entertained.....
Fat fat? My name is fat fat now? That's reeal nice. Thank you.
yo dawg wuts up in ur grill (besides benji)
Uh...nothing?
person i dont know... why are you and benji so nasty its kinda dumb if you think about it it sends a bad message about you makimg yr fans think you dumb. i dont blame you all the way @ alll because most if the nastyness comes from the fans they r sick fucks but antway just speakin my mind ////////...,., Jesus loves you F\15\USA
...You're talking about me sounding dumb when that entire ramble had pretty much no punctuation, and a bunch improper subject-verb agreement. Wow. Lame.
can you explain the picture of you and Hilary?
I can...but I'm not going to.
how u do'in
Not too bad. You?
u dating hilary duff?
Um, no. You people need to not buy into rumors so much.
YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS ((goes into a Joelgasm)) OOOHHHH GOOODDDDD!!!! YEEAAAHHH!! LMFARO!... ok, I'm done..hehe *Sash*
I get my own orgasm word. How cool is that? Extremely, that's how.
funsucker!
Idiot!
Joel.. how about u me and hilary.. THREESOME!!
...No. Ew.
Hi ''Joel''.Benji wants to know when your comin ova.
...I'm in the same house as him...Where would I be going?
doggy style1
Nice.
um...
er...
Joel, I think I left some of my "things" at your house, Are they there? Cause I came home and they weren't with me.. You know what I'm talking about? I think I might have left them on your bedroom floor..if not there then they're probably under your bed.. Lemme know if u can find em, ok? I sure hope you know what I'm talking about.. *Sasha*
Think I got those back to you...
dude i feel so sorry for you, all them little teenies bugging you all the time...well keep rockin!
Yeah. Oh well, hit happens.
Oh so ur a lil pedifile eh? lol Joely now that I know you dig younger chicks call me @ 555-STOP-HITTING-ON-TWEENS-JOEL.
Good gravy, if you're going to try to insult me, at least spell your isults right.
hey i wa sjust wonder.. are you even datin sum 1 b/c if you r i think i'll cry in the corner and die?
How would my dating someone affect you at all? I mean...honestly...
Yeha, that's all I'm doing now.
Later,
~Joel
Joel wrote @ 7:59 AM ||
guess who's updating. that's right. it's me. what now bitch?
you are so awesome and seem soooo sweet!!
thanks.
hey so im like realy pissed b/e warped tour was coming to
fresno but now it isnt well i knew this from a long time ago but i didnt
write it..anyways do u know why? and do stairs go up or down?well i love
u guys later
i have no idea. sorry. stairs go down. don't argue. it's a fact.
Hey Joely!! Benji's up for some double time, twin style!!
*evil grin* Wanna meet at my place tomorrow night?? ^_~ Peace out baby!
*Sasha*
told you he would be. tomorrow night. good deal.
Yo Bro, it's Benji... just letting you know you left your
*cough* boxers *cough* in my bed last night.... BTW, it's your turn to
wash the sheets. I'm not doing it again! -Later- P.S I saved you a
cookie
shit i was wondering where those went...
U have a fiance.... meaning.. soon to be wed, meaning you'll
lose ur V with someone .. other.. than meeeee? *lip trembles* wah wah
wah tell me how serious it is....
*cough* um...
y u dumb?
why you fuckin retarded?
One time backstage I saw u fondling Benji's nuts! Benji's
like "uhh.. joel.. no.. don't stop!" my friend saw 2 and she turned
white.. I blushed cuz I was freakin hott! peace out spank me dawg
pssh, you so did not see that.
ur a hottie! I real want u in the ass!
you want me in the ass...your ass or mine? what?
hey gt this website:
http://vampirefreaks.com/funStuff/yatta.shtml ..... its not mine but
its funny eh? lol
that is the scariest shit i've ever seen. everyone should go there. now. go.
yo!i love you.and ur band.you guys you rock.my dad yells at
me 'cos i put ur music on real loud.hee hee.next time u go on an england
tour come to newcastle!!!im not allowed to go to a concert other
wise:(.bye bye.p.s tell benji i love him too!
you can't go to a concert unless it's in new castle? lame. hella weak.
Hey Joely.. When ya gonna call me again? it's been 3days
since we hooked up! You gotta call me babe! Benji's been saying he's gonna
tell ya to call me, but I'm getting the feeling he hasn't even told
you. Well, hit me back baby. *Sasha*
sorry babe, benji didn't tell me the little fucker. i'll call you.
hey joel why are you soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
sexy like billy and his willy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is willy the best rhyme you can come up with? honestly...
why don't you come to oklahoma city
because i hate you.
hey can i suck on ur fishing rod?
that would be sanitary, i swear...
Benji/kid vicious
no...that would be my brother.
do u suck off ur bro when Paul and Billy aren't around?
yes.
do you like to pleasure yourself when your alone.. fantasizing about ur Benji boi? (masturbate)
thank you for clarifying about the masturbation/pleasuring thing. i never ever would have figured that out on my own.
hey baby ... do u wanna threesome with my gf? Hot lesbien sex...
lesbian hun. lesbian.
that's it. wow. good stuff.
~joelio
Joel wrote @ 2:29 PM ||
