tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54677602011-04-21T16:39:12.462-07:00Ghetto Fabulous Yo! -Joel Madden-An excellent parody blog of everyone's favourite lead singer.Badhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comBlogger321100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1097260276844675502004-10-08T10:59:00.000-07:002004-10-08T11:31:16.843-07:00new record out! you should all go get it now! *nods* mhmm. Hi my sis. said that you and your bro. are gay ,not happy the other one, ya she's kinda dumb but if ya'll are whatever. i like all these rumors that get started about me. how exactly, dear children, would i be gay if i'm banging hilary duff? do explain. please. who is ur gf??? :[ ...you wanna know? you really wanna know? really reallyBadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1092602468427835512004-08-15T12:58:00.000-07:002004-08-15T13:41:08.426-07:00Joel is cool. Joel is updating. are u whit hilary duff?? : No. I'm banging Britney Spears. JOELY!! Where ya been? Did your crazy x gf lock you up in the studio again?? DAMN HER!!!!!!! She's messing with MY man! She bess watch out, or else I'ma go kung foo on her poser ass!! HAHA!! God your cute! Call me!! My number is 1-800-spa-nk-me *Laughs insanely* I'm gonna bounce, peace baby! *Sasha* Badhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1090556251368423442004-07-22T20:53:00.000-07:002004-07-22T21:17:31.366-07:00ooh, who's updating? oh yeah. that would be me and my bad self. Hey baby! You might wanna help Benji out with his questions, cause someone clearly doesn't know that "when you hang out with Joel all day it does things to ya, ask Sasha" means. LOL Tell them what hanging out with you all day does to people.. ::wink wink:: Luv ya Joely pooh! *Sashi Bear* apparently, kids who are too dim to figure itBadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1090174744987860062004-07-18T11:18:00.000-07:002004-07-18T11:19:04.986-07:00hey thnx 4 updating.. 4 once hey, i updated twice in the last three days, shut the hell up.Badhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1090112785481641542004-07-17T17:45:00.000-07:002004-07-17T18:06:25.480-07:00jay and silent bob are my heroes! go watch clerks. all of you. right now. watch it. you were th cutest when you were chubby... aww lil Joel with his baby fat I could've poked you liek the philsburry doughboy (spelling on philsburry?)! pillsbury i think...could be wrong on that though. and er...thanks. If you can go out with ANYONE in the world,who would it be and why? hilary duff. just to Badhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1089905584449771872004-07-15T07:59:00.000-07:002004-07-15T08:33:04.450-07:00You guys really needa quit making Benji bitch at me about updating. Cos...hi, that's annoying. But check me out being cool and updating in spite of my twin being obnoxious about it. Speaking of obnoxious...Alicia Keys' videos need to go away. damn ya u fat fat! update.. I have no life and need to be entertained..... Fat fat? My name is fat fat now? That's reeal nice. Thank you. yo dawg wuts up Badhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1087681543715784432004-06-19T14:29:00.000-07:002004-06-19T14:47:22.120-07:00guess who's updating. that's right. it's me. what now bitch? you are so awesome and seem soooo sweet!! thanks. hey so im like realy pissed b/e warped tour was coming to fresno but now it isnt well i knew this from a long time ago but i didnt write it..anyways do u know why? and do stairs go up or down?well i love u guys later i have no idea. sorry. stairs go down. don't argue. it's a fact. Badhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1086324921349720392004-06-03T21:53:00.000-07:002004-06-03T21:55:21.350-07:00Sorry I haven't updated in hella days. I suck. Um...not gonna answer the questions you guys have asked, cuz it's too much to go thru. If you really wanna get your questions answered, ask again. But please only send it again once. It's reallu fuckin annoying reading the same thing 50 billion times. Late. ~JoelBadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1078969860724524552004-03-10T17:14:00.000-08:002004-03-10T17:53:17.496-08:00Questions? Have drama? Recieve drama? how big is your rod? My fishing rod? noo don't put out a solo album... Well fuck you buddy. Hey sickboy!can you please tell me what a disclaimer is?I've been seeing this word all over the place and I dont even know what it is. A repudiation or denial of responsibility or connection. Hey Joel!Just wanted to let you know that your voice rocks and I'm Badhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1078533660386255852004-03-05T16:40:00.000-08:002004-03-05T16:45:32.983-08:00Whoever has asked me my shoe size like 50 million times fucking sucks and it is a disgrace that we have such a fucktarded fan.Badhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1077509815487891642004-02-22T19:54:00.000-08:002004-02-22T20:18:55.060-08:00Have been very busy recording, yo, but here's the answers to what you fools have been wondering. Word. u sprechen Deutsches? k端hl Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch. Mein Bruder hat rote Augen. DISCLAIMER!!! aint i right?! they dont kno what that is and they dont seem to care! o well Good job, home slice. is ur sis a model now? Not unless she's hiding something from me... Have u written any Badhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1075437645803983422004-01-29T20:40:00.000-08:002004-01-29T20:42:21.123-08:00January 29, 2003 Hey look at me updating because I'm cool.... been a long time kids.... sorry.... we've been busy. do u and billy ever fight if so what was the last fight u had about and what happened, did u guyz punch each other or anything or at least hit each other? Yes, we mud-wrestled and then had sex in the mud.... not. Geez, what are you, a fetishist? What ur middle name? Reuben... I'mBadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1070086412684722022003-11-28T22:13:00.000-08:002003-11-28T22:14:33.733-08:00August 29, 2003 Woohoo! We won viewer's choice award... go us in the hood... hey ive been wanting to get a backstage pass for like agggggeeeeesssss and ive got to the stage where ive jus giveb up ur my last hope, so who the FUCK do u get a backstage pass? I really don't know actually... kinda funny isn't it... I just get them now... but me and Benj's strategy used to be Benj would pretend he Badhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1061863597480126192003-08-25T19:06:00.000-07:002003-08-25T19:06:37.510-07:00August 25, 2003 Sigh. Still answering questions. Sexy....Sexier....JOEL.... Yeah....You`re damn sexy....Saw you in Cologne...Great Show....Love you... Really? That's cool. um i am from south carolina and you came in may this year and well i didnt get to see most of the show cuz i got my azz kick really bad and they thought i have a head concusion so i missed mxpx and i miss nfg cuz my mom Badhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1061782057457357682003-08-24T20:27:00.000-07:002003-08-24T20:31:04.623-07:00August 24, 2003 Did I ever remember to say that I redid my hair? It's in a cool 'hawk now, yeah, the sides are shaved and the rest is red. I look kinda like Lars Frederiksen... except not. Way not. But it's cool. The new Rancid record rules, by the by. Go get it. And I am going to try to answer all of the rest of my questions. is it true u have some gold teeth? Err... maaaaaybe... Badhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1061758257600765562003-08-24T13:50:00.000-07:002003-08-24T13:50:57.750-07:00August 17, 2003 I have so many questions! You guys should hold off a bit until I get em all answered... you are the sexiest member in da band! Am I now, well that's good to know. you need a girrrl? Not really, not at the moment... I'm not looking.... how is it that lots of people goes throw alot of shit that you and benji went throw like i'm 14 going on 15 and i still going throw the shit Badhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1059536005549882772003-07-29T20:33:00.000-07:002003-07-29T20:33:25.490-07:00July 29, 2003 I have questions! People love me! I saw a Ghetto Fabulous Fish in this lake the other day That's cool. You should have named it Homie. *boogey boogey boogey* Man behind the curtain *cackle* but wait your not a man....at least you really don't look like one I don't?! u go boy....ghetto ppl rule.....but i guezz dere is sum punk in all of us......i think u shood record dat song Badhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1059328845446379872003-07-27T11:00:00.000-07:002003-07-27T11:00:45.313-07:00July 27, 2003 Yo yo yo! I have a nifty question box thing. So ask me questions. Ya know ya'll love me... ~JoelBadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1059269613930347102003-07-26T18:33:00.000-07:002003-07-26T18:33:33.936-07:00July 24, 2003 Billy is moaning around and no one can talk to him. He's in a very pissy mood. Whatever it is he deserves it. He's been knocking my song, "For the Ghetto Children, Like Me" every chance he gets. ~JoelBadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1059269485597625502003-07-26T18:31:00.000-07:002003-07-26T18:31:25.603-07:00July 22, 2003 Sadly everyone else refuses to play my song, "For the Ghetto Children, Like Me". I guess you won't be seeing it on the new record. Which is taking a helluva long time. It's a good song too. Very hip-hop-ish. Benji says, "No no no, you sick boy, no." Which I guess is how I got my nickname. He hates hip-hop. But I am ghetto fabulous and tolerant. All music appeals to me. Except the Badhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1059269305790596042003-07-26T18:28:00.000-07:002003-07-26T18:28:25.810-07:00July 19, 2003 Called the local radio station and had them play "Cadillac" while we danced around. I am so good at dancing. I'm ghetto fabulous. Aww yeah. Hmm. Have noticed Billy trying to sing along in a lot of our music videos. We've been over this. I am lead singer! We listened to some Overflow songs! Billy is a bad lead singer! So no trying to steal Benj's or my spotlight! Damn! Anyway- I'mBadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1059269178976559562003-07-26T18:26:00.000-07:002003-07-26T18:26:19.010-07:00July 12, 2003 Finally I update! It's hard work being me, yo. Not much time to go posting in these bloggy things. Anyway I talked it over with Benj and we decided, no, I do not need an illegitimate child. Too much difficulty, awkwardness, etc. So I dunno. I have a shirt that says "ghetto child" though! Go me! ~JoelBadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1056857846326328202003-06-28T20:37:00.000-07:002003-06-28T20:37:26.276-07:00June 28, 2003 I wonder if anyone else I know has an illegitimate child. I wonder how one goes about getting one? ~JoelBadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1056857686261342452003-06-28T20:34:00.000-07:002003-07-26T18:24:52.450-07:00June 27, 2003 I am really tired and I don't know why... Chris made a very refreshing lunch today. It was quite tasty McShizzle. Tony called Benji, which is how we learned he has an illegitimate child?! I am very mcPissed because it's so ghetto fab to have illegitimate children nowadays! Like Nelly! I really must get myself one! ....I'm gonna go sleep now. ~SickboyBadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1056857412667054792003-06-28T20:30:00.000-07:002003-06-28T20:30:12.646-07:00June 25, 2003 Why does Benji sound so good on the new Mest CD? I'm the lead singer -- that's because my voie is sexier!! So why Benji? Fine, Tony Jerk-face. Be like that. Diet stuff is nasty. Damn, does this diet Coke taste like puke. ~JoelBadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1055832638397777352003-06-16T23:50:00.000-07:002003-06-16T23:50:38.426-07:00June 16, 2003 Man I'm tired. Hehehe Benj freaked out at like 11 last night and ran back to the hotel, maybe because Billy was chugging this rum Paul gave him. Hahaha now the bitch is all hung over. .....me too... damn.... Gotta go sleep. See ya later dawg. ~JBadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1055832508284430212003-06-16T23:48:00.000-07:002003-06-16T23:48:39.750-07:00June 15, 2003 Today is B-Dawg's birthday. Awwww yeah. Lil' Billy is 22. Time for a party. I'm giving him some *shhhhhh!!* skeleton gloves. Bye bye I'm off to groove with my homies. ~JoelBadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1055832393683648402003-06-16T23:46:00.000-07:002003-06-16T23:46:33.716-07:00June 12, 2003 Yeah! Finally beat Pokemon on Bill- ..my GameBoy. Shh no one knows. Saw Cash today. Benj was crying, it was mest up. Ehh I want some food. Food in the hood... hey that doesn't rhyme.. it should.. Damn now I'm confused. See you tomorrow, faithful blog dealy. ~JoelBadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1055433707577543442003-06-12T09:01:00.001-07:002003-06-12T09:33:55.403-07:00June 11, 2003 I'm bored. It's a boring day. Boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring. Damn I'm bored. Maybe I'll pick on Benj some more. ~SickboyBadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1055433665239453022003-06-12T09:01:00.000-07:002003-06-12T09:01:05.130-07:00June 9, 2003 I like Mest. Just listened to the CD. Yeah. There's this girl next to Nick/And she has more hair underneath her armpits/Than the four of us combined! Kickass lyric! Mnn I'm still kinda sleepy. Not as much as Billy though. That dawg's been sleeping like you wouldn't believe. And his gut is making these funny noises. Maybe he has gas..? I dunno. Ehh.. off to play my GameBoyBadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1055433580278985062003-06-12T08:59:00.000-07:002003-06-12T09:26:29.586-07:00June 8, 2003 Hell yeah bitch! Civic Tour is finally over! Yeah eat that bitch. And this ghetto fabulous dawg ruled the tour! The ladies love me, awwww yeah. Now I'll get some sleep before we head to Florida (and then England..!), and then I'll mess with Benj. Haha the punk never sees it comin. Oh boy I remember when he thought I'd flushed his lip ring.. that was some funny shit yo.. Mm Badhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5467760.post-1055433272115933092003-06-12T08:54:00.000-07:002003-06-12T08:54:31.990-07:00June 1, 2003 Party last night was the shit! The concert too. Impressed the ladies with ma mad dancing skillz! And my gloves were great as always. Now I'm chillin on my way to Bakersfield. Hell yeah on my bus with my homies. Billy-dawg's upset though. Oh well. Gonna get me some chicks in South C.A., yeah! On the west coast we ride. Awwww yeah dawg. Anyway. Rock out! ~J-Man, Sickboy, Badhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608549364564101355noreply@blogger.com